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Tag: humor

It’s not a faze mom

I’m hoping everyone will be properly impressed by how deeply AL has been engaging with the Wall Street Journal lately. Her shirt seems to read, “It’s not a faze mom.”

Roadside Scenery: Come and Get It While It’s Hot

That’s an interesting way to sell chicken…

Cinderella Story

I was fretting about what to wear to the ball this year, until eBay, like a kindly yet weirdly suspicious fairy godmother clad in a never-washed genuine Art Nouveau polyester leisure suit previously owned by a hirsute chain-smoker, offered up a solution to my problem.

Roadside Scenery: BOGO up, cowboy!

These cowgirl earrings make me feel funny…

Roadside Scenery: On Beyond the Freudian Slip

Apparently, I need to visit Harbor Freight right now!

Sorry, I’m just so busy…

…trying to take a picture of my foot.    

Scene from a Wal-Mart in Missouri

Don’t worry, I’m choking up a little, too.

Pavane for a dead … what?

(Traditional?) wild turkey dance, updated for modern audiences with music by Rihanna.

Language: Ups and Downs

Words & phrases I’ve learned to appreciate . . . and others I’ve learned to hate.

We will never forget you

This joke still makes me laugh every time I read it, and when I try to tell it I usually start laughing so hard I can’t deliver the punch line properly.


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