Words & Phrases I’ve Come to Appreciate (Although once I may have mocked them)
If you can accept it as a purposefully coined word, this becomes grand. Just roll it around in there for a while: it needs time to bloom, like some kind of strange wine.
Please, I’ll Do Anything, Just Make It Stop
It’s really such a vile word.
Particularly when people call themselves or others this.
You worked on an app that helps people acquire (*insert product/service name here), making the world so much better in the process (*insert monetization strategy overview here).
Please stop talking and walk away.
Some people say throwing up really does help make this feeling stop.
* For extra credit, try combining the above into phrases. The results can be strange and wonderful, like a mash-up of postmodernist poetry and that uncontrollable-spinning-bed sensation you get after you’ve had way too much scotch.